- I’m 32 and on the verge of leaving my whole way life and moving across the Atlantic Ocean because of a man I met on the internet. Well that’s the 21st Century for you.
- I look fabulous in a corset. I appreciate the way I lose 4 inches off my waist and gain it in my cleavage. Not that my cleavage NEEDS the additional 4 inches but you can never have too much of a good thing
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My newspaper of choice is the Guardian. Yes I am a woolly-thinking sandal-wearing liberal who just wishes people would be nicer to each other.
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I know I’m getting old because I’m throwing a party this weekend and I’m doing a cheese board for it.
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I’m not allowed to drive because of my Menieres Syndrome and I get really annoyed about the cost of public transport.
- At the beginning of the year I unfollowed over 200 people on Twitter.
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I’ve stopped biting my fingernails but now instead I pick the nail varnish off them. I’m not entirely sure it’s an improvement.
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I was definitely a cat in my previous life because I love to be stroked by other people and sleep for 16 hours a day. I’ve also been known to scratch and bite. Miaow!
- Since I started planning my move to the USA I have given away most of my possessions including my fridge, sofas, TV and boxes of books. Does anyone want a 4 poster bed in the next few weeks?
- Last year I fell out with my mum and as a result most of my family is not talking to me which makes me sad.
- I’m not inviting people to my wedding, not because I don’t want them there but because I think it is rude to ask people to spend that kind of money travelling just to watch a wedding. Ogf course if anyone is planning a weekend break in NY over the summer they are more than welcome
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People assume my taste in music is worse than it is. Usually because they don’t appreciate how varied my taste actually is, then they’re surprised that they can actually find a lot of music they like in my iTunes
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I love bracelets and feel practically naked without one of the 20 or so (not including 150 bangles) I own on my wrist.
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I’m a Domestic Goddess and instead of giving people birthday presents I match them to their ideal cake which I bake for them
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Since I was 17 I’ve had 3 bouts of depression. My Doctor says my best bet is to stay on my anti-depressants permanently from now on.
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I will try most things once. So if I say I don’t like something it’s generally because I’ve already given it a whirl.
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I have not dyed my hair since 2009 and I am convinced I have more grey hairs than is fair.
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Sometimes my fingers and feet get terrible itchy blistery Hydrotic Eczema. It’s so bad you scratch it until it bleeds and then keep scratching.
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Flip Flops are vile and should be banned in all civilised countries. I’m aware that I possibly feel this way because of 18
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I hate rude people. It’s the one thing that makes me really cross. A little bit of common courtesy goes a very long way.
- People always assume that I will be a chocolate pudding kind of girl when actually I tend to prefer simple clean tasting things like Crème Brulee or Pannacotta
- I am powerless to resist a direct question especially when asked via the medium of Teh Interwebz. Formspring me!
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It’s never too early for pyjama o clock.
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I listen to Radio 4 in the morning, at least until my Housemate gets fed up with listening to me rail and rage against the state of the world
- I’m very happy with my TAS (see fact 1) but he knows that when Keanu calls me it’s over
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