2010 in Updates – Winter

October

Has a really annoying ear worm. ‘yummy yummy yummy i’ve got love in my tummy and i feel like loving you’. Dammit.
Raggy dolls. Raggy dolls. Dolls like u and me. Raggy dolls. Raggy dolls. Made imperfectly. So if you’re not at ease with your nobbly knees and your fingers are all thumbs. Then stand on your 2 left feet and join our raggy doll chums
Is going to continue SRC weekend goodness with a trip to Bury market
Christ, Manchester’s grimmer than finding a lone childs’ shoe in a bag of frozen mince this morning
is wiped out. Nervous energy will apparently only get me so far.
Is fine until she stops keeping busy because then she starts to think.
I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing Just praying to a God that I don’t believe in
is reminded again how good her friends are – both IRL and online
To the git behind me on the bus. If you are going to mess about with your phone the WHOLE journey at least turn the keypad tones off.
Please don’t be nice to me or I’ll start crying again
They say bad things happen for a reason but no wise words are gonna stop the bleeding
is getting ready to go out – pretty daring for a school night!
had a really good time at Spankabull and hopes I can go to the Halloween special
A kiss can be deadlier if you mean it
was bold I was brave I was fearless I was famous 4 the things that I did. I was quick on the draw as I tidied up the floor and they called me the Orinocco Kid.
It’s not right for a woman to read… soon she gets ideas and starts thinking
Hates crappy unclear pa systems. I have no idea what the problem with the tram is or what to do
More public transport griping – why is it that the cretins who don’t upgrade their ipod headphones always listen to such shit music
You must have seen the movie you must have read the book he’s a mellow yellow feline so take a second look
The blue bunny is a puffalump and she’s called Rosemary
always says “If it’s not Baroque – don’t fix it”
has the house to myself for most of the weekend which is always nice
feels wonderful because I see the lovelight in your eyes and the wonder of it all is that you just don’t realise how much I love you
I’m afraid I’ve been thinking – a dangerous past time, I know
John Lennon isn’t *actually* 70, is he? because he died and all that
No offence Google, but the lyric ‘I hope some day you’ll join us’ on a dead dude’s birthday is more than a little sinister.
Every time someone types “you” as “u” it makes the angels cry. Can you really deal with those angel tears on your conscience?
won Euromillions last night – but I don’t think it’s my £6.80 everyone is excited about
Lets turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
must remember to book her train tickets
is all weepy and mewling again
wil be on the 12.27 from Manchester on Saturday with an open return on Sunday so I can enjoy the LTSB Foundation reunion
still feels like crap and now I have to go on a train to Birmingham *sighs*
Would like to thank Paul at bham new st who pointed me in towards centenary square at 10.45 this morning
is confused? What is a derp?
doesn’t like raisins they used to be fat & juicy & now they’re twisted. They may taste sweet but they’re just humiliated grapes
doesn’t think I’m greedy but I was SO hungry all afternoon
Has the fucking blue screen of death. Grrraarrgh
Is still offline. I’m getting the part i need tomorrow so – fingerscrossed – should be reconnected then.
Is off to the LTSB Foundation reunion tomorrow so it should be a good one
is excited about the reunion tomorrow and hoping I get my PC fixed tonight so I can talk to my TAS
thinks the bloody thing is almost done
is leaving the house to head back to birmingham for the second time this week. LTSBF RULES!
Has just missed her connection and will be late. Poxy trains
Is not having much luck with the trains home
“It’s not the failures that you regret, or the times you made an ass of out yourself, it’s the times you never even tried” – I love Frasier
x factor will NEVER be as good as eurovision
We made our connection, A full on chemical reaction brought by dark divine intervention. Yeah, you are a shining light
when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me, shine until tomorrow, let it be
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
Storm clouds may gather & stars may collide but I love you til the end of time Come what may I will love you until my dying day
another Crap Celeb Spot (mostly for Lisa) Chris Evans at Lowry Plaza
everytime there’s a rainbow it means a gay was born
has just found Due South – The pilot on BBC iPlayer. mmmmm Fraser
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Single Father is my Wednesday night iplayer date. Last weeks had me howling like a baby
Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren’t sinning, he died in vain.
I fucking love Shaun The Sheep
Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Twitter.
doesn’t have the words – just send me good thoughts
is going home to find out the news. Wish us luck
thinks it’s not fair
is not ok but thanks for the twitter concern
She shot my hat, Ray. I can feel air coming in through the hole.
‘For the heart is an organ of fire’ I love that I believe that
loves the fact that a filthy dirty zillionaire says he backs the cuts by the Tories. Fuck off Murdoch
is ok until people as me how I am then I get all soggy. Here’s hoping the weekend is better
IT’S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. IF YOU’RE JUST *TYPING* IN CAPS, YOU’RE NOT DOING ENOUGH. GO SCREAM AT PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE.
hopes the weekend contains good news and smiles
Tell the reaperman and the stars above that you’re the one I love
Newsflash! Cows milk is breastmilk from a COW! How can people happily drink that but pronounce human milk as gross?
never drives faster then she can see. Besides it’s all in the reflexes
feels disappointed that an honourable perversion like BDSM is considered on a par with Osborne’s cut
“On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?”…………….”No, he’s a twat.”
is in a harsh mood. I’ve just unfollowed 50 people. What’s next?
Smile though your heart is aching Smile even though it’s breaking
People say the truth will set you free, but I’ve never found lies & a high degree of moral flexibility to be particularly constraining.
Now I’m bemused – apparently the best way to die is midget-porn.
Dear 4 Square people: STOP IT! We do not care. Sincerely,The Rest of the World
it’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarette, it’s dark outside and we’re wearing sunglasses
has just made xiao long bao – they were delicious
Cheryl Cole judging, Cheryl Cole performing, Cheryl Cole adverts? Enough with the Geordie bitch for the love of God!
David Attenborough is a lovely man.
says “I’m not going grey those are stress highlights!”
Was enjoying the horror on workmates face at how bad the tram is on the way home
To think I might not see those eyes makes it so hard not to cry
Describe myself in 4 words – – Bad at counting
A friend is someone who will find you and bring you home no matter what
doesn’t know why I’m awake. i should go back to bed
has only had about 3 hours sleep and now I’ve logged onto twitter the chances of going back to bed are pretty slim
would like to do some baking
There aren’t words to express how much I do not want today in general
That’s our lot in life – it’s not a lot but it’s our life
fuck fuck fuck fuck. Why is this shit happening? Fuck
is getting ready to be a pirate
would love to have Gervais’ money however; I’d fucking hate to have his sense of humour
Fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword.
Stephen Fry is right, women dont like sex. Ann Summers only stays in business because those vibrating things are great for stirring cake mix

November
Love is not a victory march it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
is looking out of the window at the rain and has decided i don’t need to go to the shop THAT badly
Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails he makes me wait And I wait without you
Learn from your parents’ mistakes. Use birth control.
has been to the hairdressers and tescos and is now making pastry for my bacon & leek quiche and watching my double chocolate cheesecake bake
of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine
is dressed as pirate again for the final halloween party of the year
was not as brave as she needed to be
is being brave and pretending everything is ok. Not too successfully as I ended up bawwing at the party I was at tonight
has had some nice cuddles from my friends
my goats cheese chocolate cheesecake disappeared into a pile of crumbs and people were silent while they ate it
I, willingly and silently, holding tears would like to walk with you this life. No matter how much the horizon and the shores change
this 16 year old tweet thing is all getting a bit baz luhrman. keep expecting someone to say “wear sunscreen”
thinks this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My pyromaniac housemate will be setting some fireworks off tonight I think. Then a Rocky Horror Charity event on Saturday
will regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of my life
is always appreciative of cuddles
everything is eatable. Even I’m eatable but that is called cannibaliism my dear children and is in fact frowned up in most societies
has made gingerbread muffins and chocolate mint muffins
Nick Griffin in hospital with kidney stones. Kidney stones are utter agony. So just imagine how Nick is feeling. Think about it. Yeah.
Keanu has obviously forgotten my number as he’s not called yet.
it doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody loves you
Don’t be sad when you ex dates someone else, its always good to give your used item to the less fortunate.
And you have never been in love, Until you’ve seen the dawn rise, behind the home for the blind
had to put it on my iTunes at top volume so I can sing like a loon “where Hector was the first of the gang……..”
some people are a bunch of dribbling incompetents who couldn’t find their arse with both hands if you showed them a diagram
flip flops are evil and should be illegal in all civilised countries
can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question
Beetlejuice would totally beat James bond in a fight….Was that not the question
is trying got not be too needy and pathetic
can’t even load a fucking web page never mind skype
What’s a Nubian?
Listen to me. The human world, it’s a mess
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads
had a good day at work and is looking forward to a chill-bill evening
Straighteners… ironically are a bit gay.
Snooze button is the best button the world. After 8 hours of sleep, all you need is a button to give you 7 minutes extra, interrupted sleep.
is really cold and just cannot get warm
wants to be his wife. I want to love him and cherish him and look after him
is drowning in the shadow of a doubt
is making steak and mushroom pie with buttered leeks and savoy cabbage
it’s not who you love it’s how
Your mother’s a tracer
Snoochie Boochies! Who the fuck talks like that?!
You can like the life you’re living, you can live the life you like
is getting it all out of her system and re-watching Chasing Amy tonight
is getting dressed and going into town – quite an achievement I feel after last night
has been wrapping Christmas gifts – They’re not my presents they’re my housemates. I’m a demon with sellotape and ribbons
if anything hurts you or upsets you in any way don’t run your fat ass mouth off to me because I don’t give a shit
is just having a Chicago moment, not passive aggressiving
doesn’t want to be a pie. I don’t like gravy
is not the jiggliest puff of them all
I’m not even supposed to be here today
has so far spent 17 minutes on hold to delta. Getting annoyed now if all the agents are busy get some more
They should really think about evolving children to have a volume control button – it would aid the survival of human kind!
gave up on delta after holding for over 40 mins last night. I’m going to try again today
is wondering if 3rd time will be the charm to actually speak to someone at delta. I can’t spend too much more of this week on hold
has booked flights home to my TAS for Christmas, i think we both need some together time. If only delta would let me book my special needs
is ACTUALLY a small blue bunny
It’s lovely to feel like I’m not howling into the wilderness
It’s important to have a job that makes a difference. That’s why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination
How does Hogwarts handle teen pregnancy? FETUS DELETUS!
After spending over 2 hours on hold at 12p per minute over the last 4 days I’ve finally managed speak to a delta representative
EUROPE: why not consolidate all your bankrupt countries into one easy and affordable country?
is so amazingly happy – the best most brilliant news *happy dance* He’s OK!!!!!
You know when you’re waiting for the news to end for 3 hours, and it doesn’t, then you realise you’re watching News 24? That.
Shred a cabbage and then reassemble it : Jigslaw
is sharing my happiness my TAS is OK
There’s only one return and it ain’t of the King – it’s of the Jedi
loves Steps and is inspired to cue then up on my iTunes
is still grinning like a fool and doing the happy dance
That’s not very hygienic
Myspace, you are dead to me.
It’s crazy how amazing 1 person can make you feel
My Tas has been iven the all clear and is going to be ok – i’ve spent the last 2 months out of my mind with worry
is not being a bald drow
I’ve never been a big fan of censorship. They could start with telling us the real title of “Blankety Blank.”
had a very nice afternoon with some lovely people and is looking forward to continuing the happy dance with SRC tonight
had a fab, if more sedate than usual, time with SRC & is sleepy. I can really feel the bottle of champers & 2 bottles of prosecco we drunk
Is continuing Bobfest 2010 with some bowling then Honey Roast Duck for Dinner
is wedding planning – it’s looking more traditional than I thought it would
is making duck and honeyroast parsnip soup
has got a dwarf and I’m not afraid to use him
You fought her off with a water pistol?! I bloody love you
is wondering which is more urgent replacing my camera or replacing my iPod
is not laughing at you, she’s laughing near you
Poetry. Beauty. Romance. Love. these are what we stay alive for
Mmm. Fresh clean sheets make bed feel extra special awesome.
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone
has lost her keys and can’t leave the house
has found her keys and is going out to forage for food
There’s people who slept on the street last night like they do every night SO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WEATHER
A diamond is merely a lump a coal that did well under pressure.
My lift to work hasn’t arrived and its snowing – i wonder if the 2 are related?
Only in their dreams can man truly be free. Twas always thus and always thus will be
is feeling Dead poetic!
US Government? You’re scared of Wikileaks? Remember what you tell us: If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to hide

December
Dear BBC. Is it really necessary to have a reporter on location to tell me it’s snowing? Just say “It’s snowing in BLAH” and I’ll understand
The worst vice is advice
Is sitting by the fire and watching THE mOOG dig the car out and the snow keeps coming down.
What kind of twat cycles in this snow?
is keeping a close eye on the weather and keeping my fingers crossed we can play at Spankabull tonight
Laughter is like changing a baby’s nappy. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for a while
Vanity is definitely my favourite sin
never forgets LUST!! or to be fair gluttony or sloth
Alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always worth a shot.
You can’t extrapolate a relationship from a biological accident
Love is over-rated. Biochemically no different than eating huge quantities of chocolate
has slipped on the ice and pulled her back. OW! Looks like I’ll be driving the codeine bus when I get home
has aggravated an old injury – bubble bath, painkillers and rest and I’ll be right as rain
Mash is evil
has a slight codeine hangover but needs to get her arse moving. Lots of jobs need finishing (or even starting) before Christmas on the 12th
has cleaned the oven and done a big chunk of the shopping for the 12th. Next up some tidying
has been Christmas shopping. It was hellish
is confused – i now have 2 Penelope Pitstops as friends on the evil FB
knows it’s for the NSPCC but now I have 2 Tinkerbells too – maybe it’s just my friends are unoriginal
is Long Distance Clara
loves Sad Sack. I should have picked him
was gonna raise awareness for the NSPCC but then I got high, and watched three hours of Superted on youtube instead
55 years this week a woman named Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus.
Freedom of Information: it’s all fun and games until somebody leaks the secret plans to your Death Star.
is in the most almighty Christmas Groove. I haven’t had this much fun since 2 little boys was number 1
“Misuse” of a computer at work is laughable. If I look out of the window instead of working, am I misusing the window?
has put her back out and cannot move. I do not need to be laid up this week I’m too busy
has been alternating between, sleep, pain and codeine haze all day
thinks 4OD is really horrid to use compared to iPlayer
You know who was behind that James Naughtie incident don’t you? Hunt Saboteurs…
The most dangerous thing I ever built was a device or to catch the Grim Reaper. It was a death trap.
Nobody puts Baby in the corner
is home from work again. Back is slightly better but house-mate has been barfing his brains out
The Guardian would live blog a cat up a tree given half the chance.
17 days till Christmas eve and I fly out to see my TAS again
was two when John Lennon died so don’t remember it. I do remember when Mel or Kim from Mel & Kim died though, which is basically the same.
should really watch TV so I can join in with everyone’s fucking TV chat. Is Crossroads still on? Does Jim Davidson still have his show?
Is gearing up for my Christmas dinner on Sunday – lots of lists & last minute panicking
They say a restless body can hide a peaceful soul
is packing stuff into her rucksack ready for the weekend – It’s Christmas here on Sunday
has had some rude people drop out of Christmas dinner at the last minute. Any takers?
has had a great Christmas Eve with her friends
had a perfect Christmas. I love my friends. Merry Christmas to you all.
Wishes it was Sunday again. Sunday was a good day.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
can’t help smiling in an extremely satisfied fashion
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
is going to Bolton Munch tonight and has been invited to under 35 munch on Saturday.
had a nice time at the Bolton munch and is going to go to bed now
can’t be bothered to go downstairs to forage for food
needs to step away from e-bay now
fears the damage may have already been done! At least I steered clear of the pocket dragons
If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball
is extremely over excited it’s only a week away. Keep your fingers crossed that the snow doesn’t keep me here or I’ll sulk
will be around till Thursday and then I’m flying out to my TAS
has had a great evening good food, great company and I am now fuzzfree
Crap! Heathrow airport is closed. You’ve got 2 days to get your shit together, otherwise I’m making a Snowman sky high!
I got a Sphinx, but I’m not a Sphincter
Is it wrong of me to spread rumours to small children that yellow snow is lemon flavoured ?
is going to watch it’s a wonderful life and eat crunch & munch with my TAS
is reading Thin executioner – Darren Shan, Moab is my washpot – Stephen Fry, World on Blood – Jonathan Nasaw & Monarchy – David Starkey
has recently watched Chasing Amy, The History Boys, Moulin Rouge, Beauty and the Beast, The Chaser, Spy who loved me, 30 days of night
it’s always wine o clock somewhere so I guess the same must be true of beer o clock
It’s better to have an idea. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier. people die for it, people kill for it
is planning via skype. I can feel numerous lists coming on
So this is Christmas and what have you done? Another year over a new one just begun
There was an advert on for oranges. So I threw one at the Moog and told him we had 3D Telly. i laughed. he didn’t.
gets a little burst of happiness when she smells her housemate minksies’ snow fairy shower gel
never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
just wants you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is… You
is annoyingly over excited and pretending not to hear about airport chaos. I WILL fly on Friday
Last day of work this year. Packing is all done and I’m so excited i doubt I’ll get much done
was right about not getting any work done. I’ve just bought vintage AT-AT, AT-ST and snowspeeder my boss is a bad influence
Merry Christmas eve eve to every mother fucking last one of you
Is listening to the stone roses and reliving her misspent youth.
is having problems with skype – it’s a good job I’m seeing him for real tomorrow
it’s bonking time. I likes a bit of bonking!
is awake long before death o clock when i needed to be up but is so excited I can’t sleep. If it all goes well in 20 hours I’ll be there
is up and leaving the house. Safe Journeys to fellow travellers and Happy Christmas to Everyone
Has checked in, passed security and is reading and waiting for my gate to be called
is safe and sound with her TAS after a total nightmare journey. Happy Christmas
Don’t ever make eye contact while eating a banana
swapped -5C for 12C and then it started snowing yesterday Poxy weather
is watching Princess Bride.
Is going to the cinema to watch Tron 3D IMAX with her TAS
has finally succumbed. I am a Gleek
is on final Glee dvd – we’ll have to watch Beauty and the Beast next
looks like the mouth of Sauron – poxy cold sores
is going to get dressed soon. Honest!
is now dressed and waiting for the TAS to get off vindictus and into some clothes so we can have lunch

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